100X30 Daniel Ek Is Not The Anti-Christ He's Just a very Naughty Boy

daniel ek is not the anti-christ he's just a very naughty boy

not all labels are evil ballad for tom and crispin

Discover My Ass discovery Mode

working on the block chain gang

nft no fucking talent

i asked ed sheeran to write a 30 second song but he never replied

$100k to get into the billboard charts

podcasts are the future just ask joe rogan

i know this won't make your official playlist

we don't talk about bruno mars not being the next prince

how may people died mining nickel for your precious indie vinyl

i'm too old for the music industry

dodgy geezer deezer not paying it's artists despite being owned my a multi billonaire who's hiding his wealth

pedantic apple music thinks my 30 second songs are shit

i did a gig in the metaverse it was just full of perverts

bono v putin

never been a golden age of the music industry it's always been a bit dodgy

spotify will never kill rock and roll

YouTube are still fleecing you

i got 4 million streams on youtube in india and got £50 I can't pay my rent with £50

1 million streams and i'm queuing up at the foodbank feed me Daniel feed me

i sat next to lucian grange's pa at a music do once and i don't feel guilty about maxing out his credit card on drinks for the table

it's a bittersweet reunion but £100 million should do it

even wolfgang pauli had a hard time working out how you get paid from Spotify

this album will definitely get banned by Spotify so I might as well say what I want

this album will never make it onto Apple Music

napster will release any old shit

hell is adele on repeat

i've been in nme, rolling stone and on channel 4 but i still can't get a gig in my own city

the future is AI generated algorythmic playlists but we will not comply

I owe it all to you Sir Paul McCartney

the revolution will be sanitised

another credit card festival

Kpop fans are using these 30 second songs to fill out their playlists to get BTS to the top of the charts

millionaire pop star pulls music from Spotify

boris johnson's capo trick

suing me suing you aha

ed sheeran is everywhere

the latin grunge revival

i'm recording an album with uri geller how cool is that?

it's only taken my band 25 years to nearly make it

the man that wrote rhinestone cowboy

dodgy deezer geezer

why do all modern songs sound the same

need to write a catchy song for tiktok

my prs statement is coming soon

fuck it's too hot to right songs I'm into my pool

i think only the aliens can change our world and make it a fairer place for humankind

i'm dancing in the street after getting a double figure royalty statement

i'm going to write to prince charles to ask him to have a chat with Spotify

how many crap songs has clapton done?

daniel ek have you got 30 sec

half way thorugh this album got to get to 100 songs somehow

in my perfect rider thanks iggy pop

Daniel ek is not the anti christ just stop investing in podcasts

9.99 is way to each to have access to every song in the world

nadine dorries can you mnake spotify give us more pennies

got another guinness world record but still in the second biggest band in my village

kevin brennan is ignoring me

channel 4

the hispanic atmosphere of woodcock hill

surf's up daniel

recorder lessons

sexton ming is the king

good ole days of stacking vinyl

rpm

another sex pest a and r man

tonight i'm going to party like it's pronoun ninety nine

see you next tory

music copywrite was created so that white man could own the blues

spotify's castle is built on sand

nothing is gonna stop u

another song about tiktok

mr bono please write me a 30 second song

waste of time having a band facebook page

thank you tom robinson

i don't get what the fuss is about the cardiacs

autotuned husky voice on the radio

instagram sham part 2

i read the news today oh boy

i wanna hang out with robbie williams talk ufos

oh preety patel

daniel and his theatre of cruelty

we've had 800000 streams from an album on spotify all we got was £400

why do they sing neil diamond at the footy

30 second eurovision winner

am i the only person who thinks david bowie is over rated?

bitcoins in the fountain (head)

thank you Spotify

getting a little bit tedious

all you need is nub

get back to tea and toast

if jimmy webb wrote a 30 second song it would sound nothing like this

still nobody makes money anymore

there's a kate bush revival

i would use bandcamp but they use paypal

you'll never kill rock and roll

they call me a disruptor

the finish line is near!

daniel ek just give us some respect