Cryptic Clarity

prologue: dream diary Explicit

couldnotcareless, our evil twin band that plays skramz Explicit

.jpeg from jesus//your neighbor is a killer, and I’m bringing a fruit basket Explicit

occam’s razor scooter Explicit

learning everything you know about erectile dysfunction from a medical journal article written by dr. acula Explicit

i have thirteen problems and triskaidekaphobia is one//unironically shitting yourself at hershey park Explicit

our lord and savior jesus christ turning gamer girl bath water into wine Explicit

lift yr skinny dicks like antennas to my ass//when i hang for my crimes, use my body as a piñata (i am full of candy) Explicit

water under the planar bridge Explicit

that one promoter who puts the same three shitty local bands on every show just told me our band doesn’t pull Explicit

fancy business tie doubling as a fancy business noose Explicit

captain daddy basket Explicit

using performance enhancing drugs to win a gold medal in the pain olympics//super jizzlord unleashed Explicit

epilogue: the culmination of a lifetime of disorder (we have made our homes in the depths, and we shall never ascend) Explicit