Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets

Mashed into an Unrecognizable Pulp Explicit

Forced to Eat Moldy Granola Explicit

Rapid Formation of Mold Explicit

Burned by Hot Popcorn Steam Explicit

Gored by a Dinosaur Skeleton That Came to Life at the Museum Explicit

Impaled by Elephant Tusks Explicit

Shitting into Joel Oalsteens Mouth Explicit

Choking on Unchewed Food Explicit

Pushed Down an Elevator Shaft Explicit

Rotten Curdled Milk Spraying from the Mouth of a Wizard Explicit

Bubbling Liquefied Innards Simmering in a Cast Iron Cauldron Explicit

Plastered in Unicorn Feces Explicit

Ruined Food

Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets Explicit

Shut Your Kid Up Explicit

Gurgling Vomit from the Mouth of an Engorged Walrus Explicit

Dismembered by Mossy Elk Antlers

Shove Christmas up Your Ass Explicit

Torn to Shreds by Eagle Talons Explicit

Formed into Meatloaf Explicit

Barbecue