Red Velvet Cake

wash your hands Explicit

cracker cubes (sugar cubes) Explicit

whip the eggs Explicit

all-purpose flour Explicit

sweetened condensed milk Explicit

cochineal (red food dye) Explicit

22 degrees (room temp) Explicit

philadelphia cream cheese Explicit

combine mixtures Explicit

non-stick pan Explicit

175 DEGREES (BAKE IT) Explicit

smooth vanilla frosting (add crumbles) Explicit

nothing even matters Explicit