Voicemails from a Friend

I Know You Have This Google Thing Explicit

Trevor Strongcock Explicit

Strip of Venison Jerky Explicit

On My Way to Wilmar Explicit

I Ain't Scurred Explicit

Happy New Year Explicit

You'll Be Stunned Explicit

Holy Shit... Explicit

Call Me, Call Me Back Explicit

Call Me So Good Explicit

Oh, I See Explicit

You Fuckin' Serious? Explicit

Piss Explicit

Tuesday Night Explicit

I Bet You're At Work Explicit

(Heavy Breathing) Explicit

I Was in Your Old Room Tonight Explicit

Right Now I Am Sober Explicit

Mess With a Capital 'M' Explicit

Hey, Are You Getting Laid? Explicit

I Found Some Graffiti About You Explicit

We Have a Presentation to Give Explicit

Do You Remember My Name? Explicit

Wake Up in the Morning Explicit

It's Your Birthday Explicit

Jaws All Over the Floor Explicit

It's the Return Explicit

I'm Loitering Explicit

Your Voicemail Called Me Back Explicit

Quit Not Answering Your Phone Explicit

Chinese Art Thing Explicit

We Lost Explicit

Good Luck Trying to Turn This Into a Text Explicit

Pen Island Explicit

Google Voice Explicit

Your Rabbit Just Had Its Way... Explicit

I'm Sitting Here in the Living Room Explicit

Your Phone Keeps Beeping Explicit

That One Thing I Was Trying to Do Explicit

Humphrey's Nibbling on My Sleeve Explicit

Mah Mah Mah Maaah Explicit

I Need a Woman Explicit

Sweat, Baby, Sweat Explicit

Making some Mac 'n' Cheese Explicit

I Just Finished Season 3 of Lost Explicit

It Wasn't a Flashback Explicit

A Champion and a Scoundrel Explicit

Salty Taste Explicit

The Rudest Dick Punching Explicit

Blumpasaurus Rex Explicit