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Humour Comedy Other

Release type

ALBUM Explicit

Your Feature Performer Is Wasted

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From $9.90

2012

13 Tracks

29:14

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2012 Stand Up! Records

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1

Pfft Explicit View on Youtube

02:23

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02:23

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2

Drunk Me Is Really Nice, But Lazy Explicit View on Youtube

02:21

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02:21

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3

Gifts from Me to Me Explicit View on Youtube

01:15

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01:15

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4

Ranch Daniels Explicit View on Youtube

02:07

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02:07

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5

Adorable Cat Video Explicit View on Youtube

01:02

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01:02

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6

Hurry, Hurry, Hurry Explicit View on Youtube

02:23

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02:23

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7

Girls, Girls, Girls Explicit View on Youtube

03:45

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03:45

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8

I Heart Louisville AKA Three Months Ago Explicit View on Youtube

03:30

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03:30

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9

Pull It Together, Waldo! Explicit View on Youtube

01:42

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01:42

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10

Fridge Dust Explicit View on Youtube

01:28

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01:28

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11

Champion Explicit View on Youtube

01:51

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01:51

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12

Puppy Drunk AKA Last Week Explicit View on Youtube

03:11

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03:11

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Pile of Ninja Explicit View on Youtube

02:16

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What Erik Allen lost in weight and hair between his 2011 EP and his 2012 album he makes up for in laughs. Your Feature Performer Is Wasted opens with Allen admitting that though he enjoys drinking, he doesn’t like to patronize most L.A. bars because he can’t stand the smell of Axe body spray. Like comedian Nick Swardson, Allen can turn stories of libation abuse into sidesplitting stand-up. But Allen’s self-deprecating humor is where he really shines. There’s a really good bit about how his drunk alter ego is a better cook than his sober self, and how his dignity and self-respect can be bought from his drunk self for a mere 20 bucks. You’ll also learn about bad-idea cocktails such as the “Ranch Daniels” and how late-night dipsomaniacal shenanigans can no longer be denied because everyone has video cameras on their mobile phones. Allen also makes a pretty convincing argument for Waldo (from Where’s Waldo?) being an alcoholic.

1. Pfft

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

2. Drunk Me Is Really Nice, But Lazy

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

3. Gifts from Me to Me

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

4. Ranch Daniels

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

5. Adorable Cat Video

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

6. Hurry, Hurry, Hurry

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

7. Girls, Girls, Girls

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

8. I Heart Louisville AKA Three Months Ago

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

9. Pull It Together, Waldo!

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

10. Fridge Dust

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

11. Champion

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

12. Puppy Drunk AKA Last Week

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

13. Pile of Ninja

Primary Artist: Erik Allen; Main Performer

Pfft

Drunk Me Is Really Nice, But Lazy

Gifts from Me to Me

Ranch Daniels

Adorable Cat Video

Hurry, Hurry, Hurry

Girls, Girls, Girls

I Heart Louisville AKA Three Months Ago

Pull It Together, Waldo!

Fridge Dust

Champion

Puppy Drunk AKA Last Week

Pile of Ninja

Technical Specifications

Volume

1 volume only

Tracks

13 tracks available

Type

ALBUM

Format

Digital Media

Duration

29 minutes and 14 seconds

Explicit

Containing curse words, language, or art that is sexually, violently, or offensively oriented.

Coverart

Available and up to 2500x2500 px

Booklet

Not available

Max Quality

CD Quality (Lossless)

16bit / 44.1 kHz

Stereo

Audio Extension

Lossless: FLAC, M4A, WAV, WV, AIFF

Lossy: AAC, MP3, M4A, MP4, OGA, OGG, OPUS, WMA

Archive Format

Available in these formats: ZIP, TAR, RAR

Lyrics

No lyrics found

Synchronized Lyrics

No synced lyrics found

Genres

Humour, Comedy, Other, Standup Comedy, Spoken Word, Stand-Up Comedy

Label

Stand Up! Records

Music Distribution Service

Orchard Enterprises Inc

Country

United States

Language

English (United States)

Popularity

Popularity 0/10

Release Date

Oct 8, 2012

Track Preview

Available

Delivery Charge

Free

Delivery Method

Digital download link via Email or Personal Dashboard on this site

UPC

609461004635

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