Yet another alternative rock Christmas collection,
Christmas Calling begins with
Travis' rather un-Christmassy "River," which begins with a "Jingle Bells"-like piano intro (in a minor key, natch) and then turns into a regular
Travis song with a few mentions of cutting down Christmas trees. After that lump of coal, the rest of the album improves a bit with
Macy Gray's upbeat "What I Want for Christmas" and, believe it or not,
Fiona Apple's "Frosty the Snowman." Putting aside the angst that colors most of her music,
Apple turns in a charming and downright lighthearted version of the Christmas classic that puts most of the other material on the album to shame.
Tenacious D and
Sum 41's blatantly gift-grubbing "Things I Want" is also a keeper; even if the beginning of the track sounds suspiciously like "The Hell Song," it's hard to resist lyrics like "I want a time machine and a BB gun." Still, the intentional silliness of
Tenacious D and
Sum 41 is no match for the (probably) unintentional silliness of
Fuel's version of "We Three Kings," which turns the carol into the
Queensrÿche-like metal power ballad the song has always secretly wanted to be. Likewise,
Phantom Planet's version of "Carol of the Bells" gets downright proggy, although the band was probably in on the joke.
Kaki King's "O Holy Night" is quiet, genuine, sweet, and out of keeping with almost all of the other songs on
Christmas Calling. At least
Keb' Mo''s "We Call It Christmas" has its heart in the right place, even if it also sounds out of place on this album; this song and
the Thorns' pretty version of "Silent Night" bring the collection to a more or less happy ending. However,
Christmas Calling can't decide whether to celebrate the holiday or make fun of it. There are enough good tracks here for Christmas mavens or fans of the bands involved in this project to consider buying it, but there are far better alternative rock Christmas albums out there. ~ Heather Phares