Voicemails from a Friend

I Know You Have This Google Thing Explicite

Trevor Strongcock Explicite

Strip of Venison Jerky Explicite

On My Way to Wilmar Explicite

I Ain't Scurred Explicite

Happy New Year Explicite

You'll Be Stunned Explicite

Holy Shit... Explicite

Call Me, Call Me Back Explicite

Call Me So Good Explicite

Oh, I See Explicite

You Fuckin' Serious? Explicite

Piss Explicite

Tuesday Night Explicite

I Bet You're At Work Explicite

(Heavy Breathing) Explicite

I Was in Your Old Room Tonight Explicite

Right Now I Am Sober Explicite

Mess With a Capital 'M' Explicite

Hey, Are You Getting Laid? Explicite

I Found Some Graffiti About You Explicite

We Have a Presentation to Give Explicite

Do You Remember My Name? Explicite

Wake Up in the Morning Explicite

It's Your Birthday Explicite

Jaws All Over the Floor Explicite

It's the Return Explicite

I'm Loitering Explicite

Your Voicemail Called Me Back Explicite

Quit Not Answering Your Phone Explicite

Chinese Art Thing Explicite

We Lost Explicite

Good Luck Trying to Turn This Into a Text Explicite

Pen Island Explicite

Google Voice Explicite

Your Rabbit Just Had Its Way... Explicite

I'm Sitting Here in the Living Room Explicite

Your Phone Keeps Beeping Explicite

That One Thing I Was Trying to Do Explicite

Humphrey's Nibbling on My Sleeve Explicite

Mah Mah Mah Maaah Explicite

I Need a Woman Explicite

Sweat, Baby, Sweat Explicite

Making some Mac 'n' Cheese Explicite

I Just Finished Season 3 of Lost Explicite

It Wasn't a Flashback Explicite

A Champion and a Scoundrel Explicite

Salty Taste Explicite

The Rudest Dick Punching Explicite

Blumpasaurus Rex Explicite