Bug Guts

In one bowl, combine the reverb of spaceships taking over earth, squeaking doors, and a mouth harp. Set aside. In a separate bowl, stir Oscar the Grouch singing schizobilly rap-rock, a computerized weather report, and Polly Jean Harvey's sultry vocals. Pour mixtures into blender with chainsaws for blades. Add equal parts hesher Metal and Primus-brand bass. Increase speed until mixture splats across the ceiling. Do not attempt to clean.